[dribbles ball] — Youth Tee

[ignores smoke alarm] — Unisex Kitchen Apron

[knives chopping] — Unisex Kitchen Apron

[lowkey excited for fifth grade] — Youth tee first day of 5th grade

[music drops] — Unisex Jersey Tee

[overlapping denial] — Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

[parental objections intensify] — Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

[points toes] — Youth Tee

[sighs] Tee — Pepper

[skips leg day] — Unisex Muscle Tank

[yells 'hot behind'] apron